A dream of a meme is a wonderful theme or so we always do deem; But a ream in a beam causes termites to teem or so it to me does seem. ~ Humans humans pay your dues As never before you get to choose; Become like us or fight and lose, Great Ones evermore. Powers evermore. ~ I believe in diamond glare I believe in solar flare Black light Hard light Sundiver ~ Oh, me hat is at a rakish angle And I'm possessed of a roving eye; My shirt it lacks no bangle And me wallet no meat-pie. ~ Two days, two days, two days from yesterday, Tomorrow will be married the youngest prince of Fay. He is not a fairy, he is not an elf; For our Queen took some mortal boy who'd been tending the shelf. He has been a storeboy, he has been an ass; Tomorrow he will marry the ugliest fairy lass. Tomorrow we'll make merry, tomorrow we'll ring a bell; Tomorrow we'll send the newlyweds as our tithe to Hell. ~ (On a Java->C compiler, which supported (badly) Java 1.02 the week JDK 1.2 came out.) If you're an early adopter You never lack for fun. You get to write a compiler Whose code will never run. And when you have fixed the problem Your joys will start anew For then from Sun will come JDK 1.2 ~ I want to live in Chi-ca-go, It's my kind of town, Where the streets never go uu-up, And not even down. All the roads are quite flaa-at, It's as simple as thaat, So if I lived in the ci-ty, I'd never need pi-ty. ~